shelter porn: n. Images and text that glorify or fetishize high-end architecture, home furnishings, and interior design
Why do modern shelter-porn mags (ahem, Dwell, ahem) have so many damn kids in their pages? It’s like every hipster couple undertaking a tin-and-plywood remodel of their brownstone has at least two urchins underfoot.
Keep the trikes off those burnished concrete floors. Spare me the Marimekko-inspired prints. For god’s sake, no more cleverly constructed bunk beds. I’ll take my stark interiors straight up, please, no kids sloshing about inside.
